Vanderpump Rules' Lala Kent would rather make love with 'a cheese grater' than have sex with ex

Vanderpump Rules star Lala Kent joked that she would rather be 'f** ked with a cheese grater' than have to get intimate with her ex-fiancé Randall Emmett again.

While appearing on Tuesday's Vanderpump Rules After Show, alongside costar Brittany Cartwright, the reality star, 33, took a swipe at her former partner's skills in the bedroom, or lack thereof.

As she reflected on 'going the [sperm] donor route' for her second pregnancy, Kent admitted it 'was much more pleasurable than how [her daughter], Ocean, was conceived.'

The Give Them Lala podcast host went on to muse that the device used for her intrauterine insemination was also 'way bigger' than Emmett. 

Vanderpump Rules star Lala Kent joked that she would rather be 'f** ked with a cheese grater' than have to get intimate with her ex-fiancé Randall Emmett again (pictured in 2019)

Vanderpump Rules star Lala Kent joked that she would rather be 'f** ked with a cheese grater' than have to get intimate with her ex-fiancé Randall Emmett again (pictured in 2019)

Cartwright, 35, quipped that the process was 'probably sexier than sleeping with Randall.' 

'100,' the mother-of-one, who is expecting an another baby girl, replied. 'I can't even think [about it],' Kent admitted. 'I literally sit there and I'm like, 'What?' Like, 'How did you do that?' My mind, it's like a trauma response.' 

She continued: 'Being in Ariana [Madix]'s rooms being f**ked with a cheese grater would be better than having sex with my ex.' 

Kent was referencing Ariana Madix's explosive moment at the Vanderpump Rules last year, in which the Broadway star told Rachel Leviss to 'go f**k' herself 'with a 'f**king cheese grater.' 

The Salt Lake City native concluded the conversation by telling producers to 'feel free to keep all of this in' and not to spare Emmett's feelings.

In response to the interview, Emmett’s rep told Page Six that 'Randall’s focus is being the best father possible and doesn’t see any value in responding to disparaging comments.' 

The rep did note, however, that the producer 'is disappointed as a parent that she would talk about the conception of their beautiful child that way.' 

In November 2022, a year after her split from Emmett, Kent said she 'never' wants her 'child to end up with someone like' Emmett. 

While appearing on Tuesday's Vanderpump Rules After Show , alongside costar Brittany Cartwright , the reality star, 33, took a swipe at her former partner's skills in the bedroom , or lack thereof

While appearing on Tuesday's Vanderpump Rules After Show , alongside costar Brittany Cartwright , the reality star, 33, took a swipe at her former partner's skills in the bedroom , or lack thereof 

As she reflected on 'going the [sperm] donor route' for her second pregnancy, Kent admitted it 'was much more pleasurable than how [her daughter], Ocean, was conceived'

As she reflected on 'going the [sperm] donor route' for her second pregnancy, Kent admitted it 'was much more pleasurable than how [her daughter], Ocean, was conceived'

Cartwright, 35, quipped that the process was 'probably sexier than sleeping with Randall'

Cartwright, 35, quipped that the process was 'probably sexier than sleeping with Randall'

'100,' the mother-of-one, who is expecting an another baby girl , replied. 'I can't even think [about it],' Kent admitted. 'I literally sit there and I'm like, 'What?' Like, 'How did you do that?' My mind, it's like a trauma response'

'100,' the mother-of-one, who is expecting an another baby girl , replied. 'I can't even think [about it],' Kent admitted. 'I literally sit there and I'm like, 'What?' Like, 'How did you do that?' My mind, it's like a trauma response'

'I just hope that when she gets older, she looks at me and feels inspired and isn’t embarrassed,' she said on the Scheananigans podcast. 

Kent was previously engaged to Emmett, 53, whom she initially met in 2015. 

The pair went public with their romance in 2018, a year after he divorced his former wife, Ambyr Childers.

The former couple became engaged during a trip to Cabo San Lucas that took place that same year.

The Bravo star went on to announce that she and her former fiancee had planned to tie the knot in April of 2020, although they ultimately postponed their wedding.

(pictured with her three-year-old)

(pictured with her three-year-old)

The 33-year-old reality star went on to muse that the device used for her intrauterine insemination 'was way bigger' than Emmett (seen in June 2021)

The 33-year-old reality star went on to muse that the device used for her intrauterine insemination 'was way bigger' than Emmett (seen in June 2021)

Kent went on to announce that she was pregnant in September of 2020, and she gave birth to her daughter Ocean, aged one, the following March.

However, the pair went on to split in October of 2021 after Emmett was seen in the company of two women during an outing in Nashville.

The reality television personality subsequently told the Los Angeles Times that her former fiancée had 'tackled' her after she confronted him about claims of infidelity.

A spokesperson for the producer denied the Bravo star's claims, along with several other allegations that had been raised regarding their client's behavior.